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Valentine's day. I can't even type the words without throwing up a little in my mouth. Love is often viewed through the eyes on insane. Okay, that's not entirely true. Love is also sometimes viewed through the eyes of the really dumb.

Take, for example, all the love songs. You're still the one? I'm sorry, were you expecting someone else? When a man loves a woman? So, you're heterosexual. What do you want? Applause? Can't smile without you? Serial killer psycho stalker. How do I live? Eat something. Just the two of us? Oh, good god, you've killed my family.

The misguided belief in "The One". The little blue box from Tiffany & Co. The bed of roses. The fancy dinner. The happily-ever-after. The kiss in the rain. None of this actually has anything to do with love - it has everything to do with being in love with the idea of being in love.

Valentine's Day is a wonderful way to sieve out the people you shouldn't date. If your boyfriend is dumb enough to spend $600 on a reheated set-dinner for two and a ridiculous tacky bouquet the size of a walrus instead of taking you on a vacation, your future child has a 50 per cent chance of not being the brightest bulb in Ikea.

Love is grand. Genetics, however, is everything.

quoted by phin.